“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
–Stephen F. Roberts
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
–Epicurus
Pray to God, fine; but keep rowing to shore.
–Russian proverb
Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
–Douglas Adams
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
–Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.
Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
–Unknown
The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
–Delos B. McKown
People who don’t like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn’t have such funny beliefs.
–Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
–Unknown